so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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