She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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