I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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