You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Randomize
