Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
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