I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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