You can't motorboat a personality
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
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hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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