He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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