Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
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