Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
How's work?
Spinning.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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