Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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