I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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