i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I think I just sharted jello shots
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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