whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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