Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
