That's intense
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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