margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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