Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
how do you play pong handcuffed?
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
send nudes
from the living room?
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