So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Randomize
