so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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