IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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