so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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