You work out of a Hotel?
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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