I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
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