I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
ttyl tear gas
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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