I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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