Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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