awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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