so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
only you would photoshop your dick
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
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explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
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