sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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