We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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