it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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