I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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