Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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