he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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