fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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