i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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