no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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