It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Randomize
