whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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