so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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