Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
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