you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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