my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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