The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I'm always down for nudity.
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