it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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