i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Randomize
