Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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