I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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