For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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