is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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