Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
wow bdsm is so cute
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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