So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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