Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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